Microsoft EULA Haiku takes text directly from Microsoft’s End User Legal Agreement (EULA) for Windows XP Home Edition and forms it into beautiful, if not disturbing, poetry.
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Some of my favorite results are:
contact Microsoft
for loss of business profits
serving your country
There is no software
please see the “Consumer rights”
legal agreement
please see the “Consumer rights”
legal agreement
you are not allowed
refund, if applicable
shall be limited
refund, if applicable
shall be limited
Software is designed
if failure of the Software
you are not using
if failure of the Software
you are not using
accident, abuse
limited to the greater
U.S. Government
limited to the greater
U.S. Government
Suppliers shall not
copy, or use this software
you do not agree
and the very succinct:
in accordance with
the written materials
legal agreement
the written materials
legal agreement
local law applies
one copy of the Software
License Agreement
one copy of the Software
License Agreement
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