Dirty

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through. – William Makepeace Thackeray

Today I said some dirty things to people I love. Nasty words, nasty thoughts … just useless mean stuff. I hate it when I lose my temper like that. What does it take to not only learn how to control my tongue, but to have it so much part of my nature that I don’t even lose control of it when I’m exhausted and bitterly angry.

To anyone out there I said mean things to… sorry. Please forgive me. You really are special and important and didn’t deserve it.

The smell of antique paper

My wife dropped by a thrift store today and got me a copy of Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The House of Seven Gables, Salem Edition, Printed 1893. It looks “loved,” but is still somewhat readable. All said, it’s in pretty nice shape for a 116 year old.

I enjoyed several authors throughout my schooling. Washington Irving, Henry David Thoreau, Hemingway and Ray Bradbury were among my favorite American authors, but few could compare to Nathaniel Hawthorne.

Hawthorne lived in the early to mid nineteenth-century and had credence that he lived under the guise of a family curse and thus changed his name to separate himself from a family’s controversial lineage – particularly that of his great-great-grandfather who was a judge during the Salem witch trials.

It isn’t by accident that The House of Seven Gables is about a long string of consequences to generational sin that in many ways reflects Hawthorne’s own fears. And it’s an interesting question he poses: Does a person, like Phoebe, who lives out of human kindness and gentleness immune to that curse? His answer is that such people certainly experience pain, but they are redeemed by their own moral quality. Sadly, this is a strong humanistic world view rather than a Judea-Christian one where only God determines the rules that save us from contempt.

Plotlines that reflect the soul of man to reveal anguish and helplessness, bound to evil intent by our own accord, and show a point of resolution through submission to universal moral law is lacking in today’s novels about witches (Harry Potter) and vampires (Twilight). The contemporary books might someday be considered classics, though I suspect it to be more because of a fan base than because of its literary maturity, but they can never be ranked with the eloquent works of Hawthorne.

The iPhone Crowd

For the technophiles who understand the grunting undertones of the UK’s hit television series “The IT Crowd” and who also happen to understand the grunting undertones of the Tim Allenisms when it comes to modern technology (and who happen to be fortunate enough to own an iPhone) we have a special treat for you today!

The IT Crowd Ringtone.
It’s the free remix track offered by Painting By Numbers trimmed down to fit and converted to be read as an iPhone ringtone. Certainly it would have been nice to keep the full 47 second hum-dinger, but Apple forces some limits on this no matter what the file size.

Originally, I wanted to make a ringtone that would loop nicely – and did, but it didn’t start off where I wanted it to. Besides, who lets their phone ring for more than 30 seconds?

So I opted to just trim out the middle – you get the start and the finish. It’s like a bologna sandwich without the bologna!

The IT Crowd (remix for ringtones).m4r

For those who can play regular mp3s as ringtones, we’ve got you covered:
The IT Crowd remix ringtone.mp3